I moved to a hotel with a bathroom I'm not scared of, with clean white bleached American-sized towels, and a balcony overlooking a loud Indian wedding. And it felt like I'd won the lotto. #winningisrelative
Bonus: it has furniture!
Then there was that time.....
I saw a severed cows head in a bucket at the fruit market in downtown Amman. PS I was discouraged from taking a picture by the fruit stall next door.